Find below various funnyfiles that can be downloaded. you will need either flash or avi players for the bulk of them. Have fun, if you find anything that is quite funny or could be helpful then let me know and we can get it added. :-)
The above is an AVI if you cant view it on the web then download and run it locally only small <1meg so shouldn't take to long. You have to watch it right to the end though.
fart_machine.exe Think the name says it all dont you, download the file it is very funny, you will need flash to view it though.
anar666.zip The Jolly Roger Cookbook, unfortunately very american but a good read no less.
game.zip A really nasty file, if someone is pissing you off or has, then just email them this file (use Hotmail or Email.com) and imagine their PC going haywire as it is if they run it. Their is only 1 fix apart from the normal format and reinstall but as i am a complete twat this points to the wrong site :-). However do not run this on your own machine as it will completely screw it up. (Just READ ONLY Startup.bat and imagine the panic on the person that you sent it 2) A format and reinstall later and they are back 2 normal :-)